[MontelLUG] Fwd: [Fellows] Here's an easy game to play.

[Stefano Fraccaro]

Che poeta!!!   ahahahahahah

:-)


Il 04/04/2012 12.35, viper ha scritto:
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> From: Filippo *******************************
> Date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 12:10 PM
> Subject: [Fellows] Here's an easy game to play.
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> This was written in 1995 by Gene Ziegler.
> What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
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> Here's an easy game to play.
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> Here's an easy thing to say:
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> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
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> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
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> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
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> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
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> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
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> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
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> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
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> Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
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> You can't say this?
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> What a shame sir!
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> We'll find you
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> Another game sir.
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> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
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> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
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> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
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> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
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> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
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> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
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> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
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> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
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> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
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> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
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> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
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> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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